Annoyed Customer
Dear Wal-Mart checker,
I'm in a hurry...and I don't know you. I appriciate that you are just trying to be friendly, thats lovely. BUT, I have shit to do in my own life. I absolutely hate this store...the crying babies, whining kids, people in strange outfits and bad attitudes. So, please just check me out. I don't want to know about your strange family, your dog, the fact that you have a Dr.'s appointment, or just your mindless chatter. There are people behind me giving me dirty looks...even though I'm just smiling and nodding! IBF!!!!
Sincerely,
Annoyed Customer