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Fireworks

posted by Anonymous - 3:54 PM Jul 14, 2010
Tags: Neighbors, Friends, Family Some kids in my neighborhood have been firing off fireworks. Now...I get it. I like fireworks, too. Fireworks are illegal here, because it is so dry. They are shooting off bottle rockets which are doubly illegal...you can't even buy them here. AND they are doing it while my daughter is playing outside. I don't think so boys! Fortunately, our neighborhood lady who is old and pretty scary looking came outside and really YELLED at them! Ha, Ha....you've been fuched guys!

Alexandr at 11:15 AM Apr 13, 2014 It's true. Even? the ugly ones are Goddesses. I'm a fairly avrgeae looking fella. Some women say I'm even good looking. But I decided to message some of the fat Berthas on there. The ones with faces like a back of a bus. The sort of type with 10 kids, rotting teeth, tattoos, who go on the Jeremy Kyle Show. Anyway, I messaged around 20 of those women and didn't even get a single reply. lol. I have to laugh as I wasn't interested in them anyway, I was just testing the water. lol.

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