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Larry King's replacement

posted by Anonymous - 6:53 PM Sep 15, 2010
Tags: Current Events, Politics, TV I hear that Piers Morgan is replacing Larry King on CNN. Really, how can you replace a legend such as Larry King? Thinking about it I came up with an idea. First, you hire a 100 year old, perverted, nasty-ass raisin. Make sure you give Raisin a shit colored brown nose and large lips so he can properly kiss celebrity ass. Then when they appear on “Nasty-Ass Raisin Live” he asks soft ball questions and allows the interviewee to run the show. Make sure the raisin has an odd personal life where he knocks up and marries at least ten whores that are half his age. And at some point the Raisin has to screw at least one of the whore’s sisters. Make sure the Raisin becomes famous for no particular talent and pay him lots of money. Good luck, Piers! Ibf.

Monkey at 10:23 AM Apr 13, 2014 Good points all around. Truly apepacirted.

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