Customer: *walks up to the counter* “Hey, you guys forgot my fork and croutons!”
Me: “I’m sorry about that, ma’am. Here you are.”
Customer: “Well, don’t I get free food because you guys messed up?!”
Me: “You get a free fork and croutons.”
Fuched (fyookd): to be screwed by a friend, partner or family member out of money, property, assets, or other items of value.
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