(I’m working the outside ticket counter and an elderly woman comes up to buy a ticket.)
Customer: “I want a ticket to see [movie].”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. That movie’s not showing here.”
Customer: “Yes, you do. I’d like a ticket, please.”
Me: “No, ma’am, we’re not showing that. Did you see it listed in the paper? Sometimes some of the titles get switched around.”
Customer: “No. I saw the commercial for it and it said it was ‘showing at a theater near you’, and this is the closest theater to my house!”