Can't Keep a Good Waitress Down

posted by Anonymous - 10:19 AM Dec 06, 2010
Tags: work, Hate, humor

Restaurant | Baltimore, MD, USA

(I am working as a bartender at a restaurant. The waitress has added a 15% gratuity because the party has been large and difficult to deal with.)

Customer: “Miss? What’s this ‘gravity’ crap?! I ain’t paying for no ‘gravity!’”

Waitress: *without missing a beat* “Ma’am, that’s what holds the food to your plate.”

Customer: “Oh, alright then.” *pays the check*

Ricee at 9:15 AM Apr 13, 2014 Hey Melanie! Thanks..I know many people would argue with this point. I tllaoty agree that checking your numbers, like your blog hits, website hits, bounce rates, and other analytics can clue you in on how to best manage these avenues. However, this post/rant (lol) was triggered by an insane obsession with Klout, Branch Out, and other nonsensical (IMHO) scores. These people should really focus on the conversion rates and the revenue numbers! Now that's what makes a business! Stop back and chat anytime! And thanks for sharing .Crystal

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