Very Neighborly
posted by Anonymous - 9:08 AM Jan 31, 2011
Tags: Neighbors, Hate
would like to thank my upstairs neighbor for having a heavy piece of furniture to move around every single day. I appreciate the high-to-low pitched screeching that radiates throughout my entire apartment EVERY DAY. I hope you drop one of those things on yourself and break a foot…or better yet, I hope an army of 4 year-olds moves in above you and practice baby gymnastics on your dumb old head 5 hours a day. You are an inconsiderate bastard, my friend! IBF!!!